Sorry,I just found this to be effing hilarious...
'And God said "....You're killing each other over the same creator?" and then he went and vented to his best pal,Satan.'
I LOVE YOU,NEWYORK TIMES


LogicLogic...Logic,Logic,Logic Always remaining inside my comfortable steel walls. Never bothered by the complex equations of the human emotion,the psyche,the brain. "Why did she murder her husband?" "Simple,he was an abusive drunkard."Logic
"Why did he snort so much cocaine?" "Simple.cocaine is addictive." "Why did she screw her student?" "Simple,he asked first and she was sexually deprived." "Why did he kill the husband?" "Simple,she asked him to." "Why did she ask him to?" "Simple,she was unloved." "What is love?" ERROR ERROR. SYSTEM CANNOT COMPUTE. IMMEDIATE SHUT DOWN.
Logic....Logic,Log


My ValentineWake from my haven of unrealityMy Valentine
Trudge through the morning rituals Find my supplies and make my journey Come to my prison and settle down 1st: Create life through crayons 2nd: Learn to speak the language of amore 3rd: Memorize my country's sins
4th: Ask where babies come from Refuelment inside the prison's walls smelling of rancid meat and fake cheese 5th: Make acid and bombs 6th: Calculate equations and how long it takes to die 7th: Relief from the meritocracy through Romeo and Juliet
March back to my shelter Throw my bags and worries aside
Co
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...in bed
Don't quote me on that. :stare:
- Julius, =Caeser1993
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what is our world today? the product of too much cherry vodka
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what is our world today? the product of too much cherry vodka
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~xHausOfGagax
I cant believe how you slurred at me
With your half wired broken jaw
You popped my heart seams
On my bubble dreams, bubble dreams.
Ill never talk again
Oh boy youve left me speechless
Youve left me speechless so speechless
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what is our world today? the product of too much cherry vodka
girl: Hank please!, I'll just go back with him...
Hank: No you're staying with us and finish school! (gets out of car)
girl: Becarful Hank even though he's a little guy he can mess you up....
Hank: >.> nothing personnel but he comes from oklahoma...
Then he like almost beats the hell out of the god damn pimp and it just reminded me of Kain....xD;
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~xHausOfGagax
I cant believe how you slurred at me
With your half wired broken jaw
You popped my heart seams
On my bubble dreams, bubble dreams.
Ill never talk again
Oh boy youve left me speechless
Youve left me speechless so speechless
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It isn't easy. Some people here will quickly reach their limit, feel hopeless and not survive. Just take it one step at a time and don't look back!You've got to keep forging ahead!" -Taishi, Comic Party
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~xHausOfGagax
I cant believe how you slurred at me
With your half wired broken jaw
You popped my heart seams
On my bubble dreams, bubble dreams.
Ill never talk again
Oh boy youve left me speechless
Youve left me speechless so speechless
[link]
>u< thanks for letting me use him. You are so cool, dude!
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Har Har Har Pirates :'D
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It isn't easy. Some people here will quickly reach their limit, feel hopeless and not survive. Just take it one step at a time and don't look back!You've got to keep forging ahead!" -Taishi, Comic Party
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